Me at 8 PM: I definitely need to get to sleep before midnight tonight.
Me at 10:30 PM: Fell asleep taking a bath, but avoided drowning by waking myself up with my own snoring.
Me at Midnight: I should totally go to bed now, but I’m almost done dealing with the checkbook and the bills.
Me at 1:30 AM: This episode of “Lock In” (county jail edition) is almost over…
Me at 2:15 AM: Damn, I’m not even tired!
(Title is a quote taken from Thomas Hood, Miss Kilmansegg – Her Dream.)