Good: I’m at my last residency!
Bad: I’m in Florida!
Good: Free breakfast at the hotel!
No, this isn’t what I get for breakfast, but it’s a bloody brilliant idea! Image by Apolonia via freedidigtalphotos.net
Bad: Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! (It’s greasy. It’s super thin. And it runs out too often!)
Mmmmmm bacon. Image by Marin via freedigitalphotos.net
Good: My hotel room shower is nothing like this!
Bad: The noise coming from the vent in the bathroom reminds me of this!
Good: I haven’t seen any scorpions!
Bad: Birds attacking planes!
Good: There’s a workout room!
Yeah, I look nothing like this… Image by photostock via freedigitalphotos.net
Bad: There’s a workout room!
What the hell do you do with that thing?? Image by photostock via freedigitalphotos.net
Good: I’ve lost enough weight/size that I can fit in the chair-desks in Reeves Theater!
Bad: I had to sit in those chair-desks for hours in partial darkness while tired and trying to stay awake!
Good: Walking back and forth between the hotel and the school is good exercise!
Bad: It’s summer. And it’s Florida. And it’s hot!