The sad part of aging – you eat the same, but your metabolism slows down. And it’s not just that – it’s less movement and more buying your own groceries. But let’s just blame it on the metabolism.
Somehow over the years, I gained weight. And then, I lost it. Awesome.
Then I got laid off, stressed out, and, well, fat. Again.
Now I need to fix it again. Especially because at the mall the other day, I discovered that I was too fat to ride the dinosaur.
No, that’s not a euphemism. I’m being serious. At the Katy Mills Mall, there is a dinosaur that you can ride. Yeah, yeah, it’s not real. But it has a saddle, and you can climb up and get a picture. Well, *you* can, but I can’t. I need to lose 10 pounds first.
So there’s New Year’s Resolution number one. Ride the dinosaur.