Lesson of the day: Do not chew bubble gum in a convertible with the top down if your hair is long enough to whip into your mouth while driving.
Follow-up Lesson of the Day: You can cut through hair with a nail file if you are motivated enough in order to remove said bubble gum before even more hair gets caught in it.
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Katherine Sanger was a Jersey Girl before getting smart and moving to Texas. She's been published in various e-zines and print, including Baen's Universe, Black Petals, Star*Line, Anotherealm, Lost in the Dark, Bewildering Stories, Aphelion, and RevolutionSF, and edited From the Asylum, an e-zine of fiction and poetry.
Her poetry has won numerous awards, including First Place in Byline's "Autumn Poem" contest, First Place in "Lucky Thirteen" contest sponsored by Sol Magazine, and Honorable Mention in: The Houston Chapter Award, The Hap Fulgham Prize, and The "Varoom-Varoom" Award.
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